So I knew that 'Candyman' was based on 'Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy,' but apparently the music video is, too.

Priceless:

And much more demure:

die Brüste

Sometimes, I think it would be nice to have bigger breasts so I could bust out some cleavage, too.




Then again, I have the benefit of neither needing to wear a bra nor worry about future sag. But hot damn, lactation.