Religulous Giggles

"It's like the lotto, you can't get saved if you don't play!"

-Maher

Maher asks (re: historical "evidence" of Jesus in the bible from "eye witnesses" decades later):

"Would that stand up in a laboratory as absolute fool-proof evidence that something happened?"

"You are setting up a standard for proof that I think it would really be an almost impossible standard to meet."

-Dr. Francis Collins

Head of Human Genome Research Project

"They're not happy."

"They're called gay!"

(Guess which one was Maher).

"Hollywood loves something it's never seen before: a virgin."

-Maher