Showing posts with label Religulous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Religulous. Show all posts

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Religulous Giggles

"It's like the lotto, you can't get saved if you don't play!"
-Maher

Maher asks (re: historical "evidence" of Jesus in the bible from "eye witnesses" decades later):
"Would that stand up in a laboratory as absolute fool-proof evidence that something happened?"
"You are setting up a standard for proof that I think it would really be an almost impossible standard to meet."
-Dr. Francis Collins
Head of Human Genome Research Project

"They're not happy."
"They're called gay!"
(Guess which one was Maher).

"Hollywood loves something it's never seen before: a virgin."
-Maher