Saturday, February 23, 2008

der Frühling

I can smell it in the air. The scent of life and rebirth. It brings me back, makes me want to run outside and play softball, climb trees, roll down hills, oh if you only knew how much I wish I could do this with you.

I saw smoke coming from Mt Hood today - forest fire? There would have been news if it had been something else.

die Brüste

Sometimes, I think it would be nice to have bigger breasts so I could bust out some cleavage, too.

Then again, I have the benefit of neither needing to wear a bra nor worry about future sag. But hot damn, lactation.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008


Being sick has led to watching America's Next Top Model on YouTube. Which has led to my missing Tokyo.

These girls are just...uch. I like Ya Ya though, she kicks ass. In any case, Ya Ya is the only one that bloody appreciates where they are and the native customs. The other girls' just act so entitled to meet the people they meet, learn what they learn, and live where they live in Tokyo. The show is such a joke. Which is, of course, why I watch it.

I wish I had an excuse to go to Japan again. I think I'll settle by going to Uwajimaya, buying some Japanese food, checking out Kinokuniya, and then coming home to don my yukata and devour deliciousness.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Celebrity Gossip

Doesn't all this hype with Britney Spears (and Amy Winehouse) just bespeak of the troubles and shit we are all going through?

Is it any wonder that Britney Spears' career has gone up and down with the way America is seen in the world's eyes? Is her mental breakdown not the microcosm of America's breakdown?

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Trust in the Strength of our Union

My foot.

Obama on the State of the Union:


That's the last time I don't listen to my instinct. Oi vey.