Watching some ridiculous German B (C?) movie, Kondom des Grauens, mostly because the description was too hilarious not to:
"A professor blackmails a student of his into having sex with him. But when the professor puts on a condom, the carnivorous condom bites off his penis and disappears."
Oh, and it takes place in NYC. So far, this movie makes no sense, and is so bad, it's funny. The protagonist? A man by the name of Macaroni (Detective, Macaroni), who arrives riding on an elevator in a cloud of cigarette smoke standing directly beneath a no smoking sign. What a badass.
Relevant quote: "Even good girls from Oklahoma end up biting off some guy's dick."
*update 7:50ish pm*
Yeah...I only got 10 minutes in.. I'm watching a BBC miniseries instead.
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