Hungrypants

Hunger McHungrypants went to the kitchen.

Sleepy McSleepypants went to the zoo.

(Smelly McSmellypants went to the park,

and Scaredy McScaredypants slept in the dark.)

Now Scratchy McScratchypants couldn't stop itchin'

And told us all that we would be bitchin'

If we'd been a buffet for a thousand mosquitos

And didn't have lotion to stop all the kvetchin'